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Joke About A Male Patient And A Student Nurse Please Read This!!!!!!!!?

Posted on 09/29/2009 by nursing| 11 Comments

male patient is lying in bed in the
hospital, wearing a oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask.
“Are my
testicles black?”Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know,
Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”He struggles to ask
again, “Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?”Concerned that
he
may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back thecovers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing wrong with
them, Sir!”The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,” Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely……A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k?

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How Should I Got About My Nursing Career, Please Read, Thanks In Advance For Any Advise.?

Posted on 09/23/2009 by nursing| 3 Comments

I’ve been admitted to the University of Pittsburgh School of Nursing and i planned on going there until i did some research and found out that’s better just to go to community college and become an RN and then later pursue my bsn and ms with financial help of the hospital that i’ll work for, which in most cases they’d cover most of the tuition. Since Im out of state total cost woul be around 40k per year if i went to University of Pittsburgh but because of my high GPA and test scores (3.8,2150 SAT) i’ve received scholarships that take care of virtually all tuition ,i’d just have to pay about $10,500 per year in loans for room,board,and books. So should I go to the University and get my BSN or should i just go straight for the RN at the community college, which would be absolutely free in fact i’d get money back every semester, work for about a year and then go and get my bsn. In either case i plan on getting a masters later in Nursing,business, or education, and more than likely my PhD

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