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It seems harder these days. I’m guessing that nurses wear non-green scrubs and physicians wear green scrubs.
there is an old man in a nursing home, he goes up to an old lady “i bet you can’t guess my age”
“73?”
“nope, i’m 92″ he goes up to another, “i bet you can’t guess my age”
“81″
“nope, i’m 92″ so he goes up to an old man “i bet you can’t guess my age”
“77?”
“nope, i’m 92″ so he goes up to the nurse, “i bet you can’t guess my age”
so the nurse reaches down his pants and feel all over his manly parts
“you’re 92″
“thats amazing, how in the world did you figure that out?”
“i heard you tell that other guy”…
the joke works a little better if its a lady in the home with him instead of a nurse in my opinion
I want to be a nurse and I can handle school but I don’t want to do math all the time. I would think a LPN would not.
In my experience, size charts do not accurately reflect how the uniform will fit. I wear small in Landau, Peaches, and Dickies, but according to all their measurement charts I should be wearing a medium or even a large sometimes!
Has anyone worn Uniform Advantage brand scrubs before?? If so, can you tell me how they fit in comparison to other brands (ex. if you wear small Landau pants, do you wear small Uniform Advantage brand pants?)?
Thanks for your help.
P.S. They have lots of cute print tops online at www.uniformadvantage.com for anyone who works in the medical/ dental field.
Could he/she wear a Nike shoe or any kind of other tennis shoe? Does it have to be a white shoe?
