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SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY- Joke … Did U Like it?
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
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Antibody – against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – a district in Rome.
Cardiology – advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – searching for lost kitty.
Chronic – neck of a crow.
Coma – punctuation mark.
Cortisone – area around local court.
Cyst – short for sister.
Diagnosis – person with slanted nose.
Dislocation – in this place.
Duodenum – couple in blue jeans.
Enema – not a friend.
Fake labour – pretending to work.
Genes – blue denim.
Hernia – she is close by.
Impotent – distinguished/well known.
Labour pain – hurt at work.
Lactose – people without toes.
Lymph – walk unsteadily.
Microbes – small dressing gown.
Obesity – city of Obe.
20 minutes ago – 3 days left to answer.
Additional Details
19 minutes ago
Pacemaker – winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins – in favour of teens.
Pulse – grain.
Pus – small cat.
Red blood count – Dracula.
Secretion – hiding anything.
Tablet – small table.
Ultrasound – radical noise.
Urine – opposite of you’re out.
Varicose – very close
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Fall Semester Credit Hours Spring Semester Credit Hours
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Sophomore Year
Fall Semester Credit Hours Spring Semester Credit Hours
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CHEM2100 Organic Chemistry I 4 CHEM2101 Organic Chemistry II 4
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English or Non-western Culture Elective 3
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Junior Year
Fall Semester Credit Hours Spring Semester Credit Hours
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VTSC2102 Clinical Pathology 4 VTSC2101 Veterinary Hematology or
VTSC2201 Farm Animal Practice 2 VTSC2102 Clinical Pathology 4
PHIL3200 Ethics in Veterinary Medicine 3 VTSC3200 Clinical Animal Behavior 3
VTSC3401 Pathophysiology of Disease 3 English/Non-Western Culture Elective 3
VTSC2900 Career Internship 3 Humanities/Social Science Elective 3
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Senior Year
Fall Semester Credit Hours Spring Semester Credit Hours
CHEM3003 Biochemistry 3 BIOL3001 Cell Biology 3
BIOL2502 Microbiology 4 VTSC3400 Immunology 3
VTSC3600 Veterinary Nutrition 3 PHYS2002 Physics II 4
BIOL3500 Genetics 3 VTSC4500 Senior Seminar 2
PHYS2001 Physics I 4 VTSC4902 Preceptorship Option III 6
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