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SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY- Joke … Did U Like it?
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know [...]
im a intellegent, social girl but im really slow on picking up when someones being serious or joking. and its started to get me into all kinds of situations with my friends. is this a medical like syndrome kinda thing or does it just happen? if so what is the medical name for it.
I am wondering of this school and program are legit they have a 9 month program and the community college has it for 2 years which is better? community or alpine? I just dont want to go 9 months only not to be able to find a job based on the poor training
i’ve known folk to joke about it but it never happend during my school medical.
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room,
he tells the old man,
“I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?”
“What did he say? What’s he [...]
male patient is lying in bed in the
hospital, wearing a oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask.
“Are my
testicles black?”Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know,
Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”He struggles [...]
My G/F is a nurse, and i want to make her and her nurse friends laugh.
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all
was well,
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the
doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull
his hospital gown [...]
there is an old man in a nursing home, he goes up to an old lady “i bet you can’t guess my age”
“73?”
“nope, i’m 92″ he goes up to another, “i bet you can’t guess my age”
“81″
“nope, i’m 92″ so he goes up to an old man “i bet you can’t guess my age”
“77?”
“nope, i’m [...]
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about the new nurse.
“She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!”
The second [...]
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