Joke Again -”backward Nurse”?

Posted on 09/13/2009 by nursing| 13 Comments

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about the new nurse.
“She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!”
The second doctor said, “That’s nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!”
Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall,
“Oh my gosh!” said the first doctor, “I just realized I told the new nurse to PRICK Mr. Smith’s BOIL!”

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13 Responses to Joke Again -”backward Nurse”?

  1. looking4 | 09/13/2009 at 9:52 pm |

    wth?? PD! good morning sir?? wcb…:)
    lol!————>ten for visiting…lol funny!

  2. Featherm | 09/13/2009 at 10:29 pm |

    Definitely not for the heintfarted.LOVL.

  3. mini | 09/13/2009 at 10:48 pm |

    Ha Ha Ha ….

  4. LiN | 09/13/2009 at 11:02 pm |

    What????
    ROTFLMAO
    — LeeeN

  5. joann_xv | 09/13/2009 at 11:11 pm |

    very backward…

  6. Bumbleme | 09/14/2009 at 12:03 am |

    lmao – you crack me up :P

  7. fernmaid | 09/14/2009 at 12:47 am |

    lol

  8. stone | 09/14/2009 at 12:59 am |

    nice, good humour

  9. Keeru | 09/14/2009 at 1:49 am |

    ccccoooolll

  10. brainyan | 09/14/2009 at 1:55 am |

    Excellent 10/10!

  11. kapil_ta | 09/14/2009 at 2:01 am |

    nonsense

  12. spudric1 | 09/14/2009 at 2:49 am |

    LOL

  13. sakura4e | 09/14/2009 at 3:11 am |

    =]