Joke About A Male Patient And A Student Nurse Please Read This!!!!!!!!?

Posted on 09/29/2009 by nursing| 11 Comments

male patient is lying in bed in the
hospital, wearing a oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask.
“Are my
testicles black?”Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know,
Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”He struggles to ask
again, “Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?”Concerned that
he
may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back thecovers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing wrong with
them, Sir!”The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,” Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely……A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k?

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11 Responses to Joke About A Male Patient And A Student Nurse Please Read This!!!!!!!!?

  1. revelations ?« ? »?´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨ | 09/29/2009 at 9:10 pm |

    Lol…that was funny i just told my mom she burst out laughing

  2. Ivan S | 09/29/2009 at 9:37 pm |

    LOL
    HILARIOUS!

  3. Still Doll | 09/29/2009 at 10:12 pm |

    looooove it!!! that was HILARIOUS!!!

  4. Nathan B | 09/29/2009 at 11:00 pm |

    Hehe, excellent.

  5. Just that one girl you saw | 09/29/2009 at 11:12 pm |

    hahahaha thats hilarious

  6. crazy4br | 09/29/2009 at 11:20 pm |

    HA!!!!!! Hilarious! got any more?

  7. Nickleba | 09/29/2009 at 11:26 pm |

    LOL

  8. Cyclones | 09/29/2009 at 11:37 pm |

    LOL

  9. Hannah | 09/30/2009 at 12:32 am |

    omg haha!!1

  10. Leili W | 09/30/2009 at 1:22 am |

    gross n funny…

  11. ~*clique | 09/30/2009 at 1:57 am |

    wow that was freckin funny!