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SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY- Joke … Did U Like it?
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
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Antibody – against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – a district in Rome.
Cardiology – advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – searching for lost kitty.
Chronic – neck of a crow.
Coma – punctuation mark.
Cortisone – area around local court.
Cyst – short for sister.
Diagnosis – person with slanted nose.
Dislocation – in this place.
Duodenum – couple in blue jeans.
Enema – not a friend.
Fake labour – pretending to work.
Genes – blue denim.
Hernia – she is close by.
Impotent – distinguished/well known.
Labour pain – hurt at work.
Lactose – people without toes.
Lymph – walk unsteadily.
Microbes – small dressing gown.
Obesity – city of Obe.
20 minutes ago – 3 days left to answer.
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19 minutes ago
Pacemaker – winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins – in favour of teens.
Pulse – grain.
Pus – small cat.
Red blood count – Dracula.
Secretion – hiding anything.
Tablet – small table.
Ultrasound – radical noise.
Urine – opposite of you’re out.
Varicose – very close
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Should I Have To Enjoy Math And Science Class Before I Consider Going Into Nursing?

nursing — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:46:32 +0000

I’ve always seemed to struggle with math and I wonder if that’s going to really effect me if I take classes aimed at nursing. Sometimes I think I may not be able to pass what’s going to be thrown at me if I decide to go into nursing

Does Vocational Nursing Really Require Math?

nursing — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:44:47 +0000

I want to get into an LVN program, but unfortunately I REALLY suck at math and I wanted to see if it would be a huge problem. I am pre- algebra

Science.what All Do They Teach You In Nursing School? What Science And Math Classes Do Nurses Have To Take?

nursing — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:47:19 +0000

Medicine and Science.What all do they teach nurses that are in Anesthesia Schooling?

How Do You Get That Hospital Smell Out Of Your Scrubs?

nursing — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:35:45 +0000

I am doing clinicals right now and I only have two pairs of scrubs, and four clinical days per week. But I cannot get the smell out. It isn’t foul, it is just uncomfortable because I notice it when I get home. It just smells like hospital. I’ve been told to wash them in vinegar…I tried that when I worked at a resturant and my clothes smelled like grease, after I washed them, it smelled like grease and vinegar…not a good combination. By the way it isn’t just me, my classmates have also encountered the same problem. Please help

If I Am Not Good At Math, Is It A Good Idea To Major In Something Like Biology Or Nursing?

nursing — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:45:56 +0000

My list:
~Biology
~Biochemistry
~Nursing
~Chemistry
~Maybe something related to Arts
I’m a Sophmore at a Community College and I have not declared major yet (shame on me!). I have many interests and I don’t know what to choose. I really like other things that are not listed above. I am not good at Math and I’ve been having some real troubles with my college math so far. I like sciences, in high school I used to do great in sciences (but Physics) but not in math. If I desire to major in something listed above, will the math really impact my career? Does these majors require lots of math?
I am pretty good in Geometry, I got only As in my high school geometry class (which I took in my Senior year).
Any recommendation?

Go To Nursing School.

nursing — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:34:35 +0000